The Guys' Rules1. Men ARE not mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
10. If you won't dress like the Vict0ria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
17. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.
21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, Or golf.
22. You have enough clothes.
23. You have too many shoes.
24. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
25. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
HAHAHAHAHAHAS!
I think this is damn funny,
goodness, saw this on D's blog,
guys should really move to some other planet,
LOL!
Oh man, I'm bored,
it's raining, I can't go out,
okay, not can't, I don't want to carry an umbrella,
so unglam, lol!
And I woke up at 21 today,
gawd, then all the shows are crap lah,
so I ended up watching elmo's world -.-
and trying to imitate them, rubbing their tummy and patting their head,
at the same time.
LOL! Can you imagine Claire doing that in front of the tv?!
Anw, this is going to be a random post,
I'm still not in the mood to improve my maths,
bah, it's a terrible subject, in fact, the worst.
Omg, I have to take amaths next year,
when will I be free of maths?!
Oh, I think the peoplein my church are damn dman smart,
all from very prestigious schools,
like Reuben and Ryan, both in RJC,
graduated from RI,
Yeeqi and Cephas, both in HCJC,
I think graduated from River Valley,
then poh ning, overseas studying,
Rachael from river valley,
most probably will also join her sibling in HCJC,
Yu hui from Hwa Chong institution,
wah, everybody seems to be very very smart, LOL!
Oh man, I'm happy in PL ((:
And, Rachael sabo-ed me to ling chang this sunday,
goodness, which means to lead praise and worship,
how can like that?!
You know what she say,
cause I'm praise and worship leader,
wah! Can sabo tuan chang ah,
TSK TSK TSK!
Okay, I better start praying,
that I don't stammer or something,
orh hor, next time you are dead lorh!
12 people i tag:
-Kimberly
-Sianching
-Weikee
-Jinle
-Jamie [I doubt you will do lah]
-Sammantha [I have not forgotton you =D]
-ying yin
-Vivien
-Momo
-Moli
-Praneetha
-Rafael
Actually, I don't mind whether you all got do anot lah,
but I'm nice so I did it,
cause Zhijun ask me to do =D
11 people you cant live without:
-Zhijun [She's right, since diapers]
-Rachael [Since diapers too =D]
-Dianne [same as the above lah]
-Bryna [The beloved]
-Jamie [Fellow moron!]
-Sianching [MOLON!]
-Weikee [My dearest key!]
-Kimberly [Honey!]
-Jinle [Typical Singaporean auntie XD]
-Jaslynn [Past, Present, Future buddy!]
-C13 [Although it's not one person, it's still one clique =D]
10 things you cant live without:
-Air
-Water
-Food
-Comb
-Computer
-Handphone
-Bed
-Ipod
-CASH!
-My black crumpler
9 of the hottest songs:
-Lips of an angel [Hinder]
-Be my escape [Relient K]
-Evermore [Planetshakers]
-My best friend [Hillsongs]
-Say goodbye [The clickfive]
-Anjing [Jay chou]
-Kai bu liao kou [Jay chou]
-Just my luck [Mcfly]
-Promiscuous [Nelly Furtado & Timbaland]
Actually, still got a lot, hee!
8 of the coolest movies:
-Lord of the rings [It's still the best, and actually it's three movies]
-Click [I cried like crazy please]
-I not stupid too [Another touching show]
-Goal [It's good]
-She's the man [Girl power!]
-White chicks [I still think it's the funniest movie ever!]
-The Prestige [I WANT TO WATCH LAH!]
-the Covenant [I ALSO WANT TO WATCH!]
Since the category said coolest movies and not coolest movies you watched before, LOL!
7 television shows that you love:
-FULLHOUSE! [It's THE best man!]
-Princess hours! [I still think kim jeong hoon is hotter, bah]
-EPL [I'm actually a man u fan, lols, surprising right!]
-Prisonbreak [The story plot is damn cool!]
-America's next top model
-I not stupid
-Project runway
5 facts about you:
-I'm short [bah, well, some people are shorter XD]
-I'm an outdoor person
-I want to get tanner
-I have no interest in music
-I love myself
3 places which you visit the most:
-Home
-School
-Kovan [Can't think of anymore, so I anyhow put down]
2 lovely cocktails
-Anything lah, I don't really have any particular likes
-
one person, why you love him/her
-Daddy God, my number one, my bestie!
Hahas, they are all the same person lah, oh man,
I love him so much cause he is always always always there,
no matter whether I'm crying like crazy, or in a very bad mood,
he is always there. He loves me a lot too lorh, hah!
Died on the cross for me XD He always listens to me,
complain about this about that, be it relationship with other people,
family, friends or being not happy with myself, he will listen.
Whee, I love him oh so much <3
